Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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