First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
