He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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