So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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