Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
This toilet bowl is my home.
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