I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I need moral support for this bender
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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