Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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