She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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