i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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