Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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