I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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