Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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