when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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