my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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