Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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