Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??