normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...