I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
