I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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