Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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