So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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