honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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