you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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