Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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