Non-Jews are for practice
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
