Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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