Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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