Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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