idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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