just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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