This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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