just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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