I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I am mentally ready for anal.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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