plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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