You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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