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i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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