I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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