Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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