He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
