if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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