turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I understand Curling. That high.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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