Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I will be naked everywhere
This baby is an asshole
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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