Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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