Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're like the curious george of whores
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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