also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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