I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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