Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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