I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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