Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
smell my finger.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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