The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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