It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways