Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.