What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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